-Hey every one, what esseys did you all decide to read? I chose There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue by Jason Sheehan, Human Existence Is in Peril by Whitney R. Harris, There Is No God by Penn Jillette, How Is It Possible to Believe in God? by William F. Buckley, Jr., and A Grown-Up Barbie by Jane Hamill. I would also suggest Be cool to the pizza dalivery dude.
Have fun whith that,
Sam
posted by Lemony Snicket @ 7:07 AM
45 Comments:
At 7:31 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
i haven't done mine yet.... i know- bad me. but i have a biology and history test i'm studying for too so hold your horses and i'll do it today..... if i can get to it=)
At 10:51 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
Okay, i did the assignment! the essays i picked were "The America I Believe In" by colin powell, "A Grown-Up Barbie" by jane hamill, "When Ordinary People Do Exraordinary Things" by jody williams, "Finding Prosperity In Feeding Monkeys" by harold taw, and last (but CERTAINLY not the least) "Be Cool To The Pizza Dude" by sarah adams. that one was sweet. and really weird. but i still think my fav one was finding prosperity in feeding monkeys.... that one was the easiest one to do. well i need to go prepare for that history test now. ttyl, ttfn, cya, bye.... all that jazz,
Heather
At 11:26 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Wow, you signed your real name. My favorite was "You can't get to much barbecue" real funny.
ttfn
Sam
At 3:04 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
i didn't quite get that one.
At 10:25 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
The essays I'm reviewing are "Utterly Humbled by Mystery" by Richard Rohr, "The Right to be Fully American" by Yassir Billoo, "The Gift of Kindness" by David Copperfield, "Be Cool to the Pizza Dude" by Sarah Adams, and "There Is Such a Thing as Truth" by Errol Morris. The best one is probably "Utterly Humbled by Mystery" and the weirdest one is definitely "Be Cool to the Pizza Dude".
Dan
P.S. We are allowed to submit our own essays to NPR if anyone would like.
At 11:08 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
those poor peeps'll have trouble responding to your essays though! poor people...
I was about to do "the right to be fully american", but i couldn't find it again after i had looked over the rest. o well, i'm done anyway. how's the studying goin for c.h.?
At 1:22 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Actually, Heather, I was thinking about refuting claims of UFO sightings or refuting Penn Jillette's and Whitney Harris's claims about God.
Dan
P.S. The thing about UFO's is that people claim to see strange lights in the sky that circle around or do complex maneuvers or look like they're standing still and then zoom right over your head. I've seen airplanes do a few of those things because my house is fairly close to Purdue Airport. I haven't seen them do extremely complex-looking maneuvers, but I have seen them circling and flying low to the ground.
At 5:41 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
I have done no study for Church History. Zip, nadn. I am pretty much dead but my excuse is that I had a speech and debate meet this week.
Sam
At 8:22 AM,
Oee said…
Nice excuse Sam. But I don't think it's quite good enough. 'couse didn't you use that excuse some other time too.
But don't worry about not studying. I might be able to beet you that way.
At 4:44 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
lol- i have studied for Church History, i'm just sick with that type of cold that makes you want to chop off your head and set it to the side. But, Lord willing, i will be back next week! well, got to go take a nap now. ttyl!
Gabby
At 5:36 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Well I did syudy yesterday and I think I'm okay. If Church history turns out anything like Hebrew we're talking at least an A.
Sam
At 7:25 AM,
Andrew said…
really samuel?? haha, fat chance...
jk, but still, mrs. faris was at the tournament so she knows you had time lol...
and...my favorite essay was is definitely be nice to the pizza delivery dude...just becuase that's me...lol
At 7:32 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
i don't think your capable of such a tsk as being nice to the pizza dude andrew-lol- so did you all cry throughout all the classes cause you missed me SO much?-lol-jk- i really don't think that the classes could be any quieter with sam, daniel, and oee in there-hehehe. so is it okay if i turn in my assignment next week meg? whats the homework for this week?
Heather
At 1:43 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Heather,
I think it may have been a good bit quieter without you, no I didn't cry, but yes we missed you. This week's assignment: write a draft for an essay which you will ultimately submit to the NPR website for broadcast on "This I Believe". I don't know if they will definitely broadcast it or not.
Dan
At 1:56 PM,
Oee said…
I had no clue we had to submit it to nrp. I certainly hope they don't actually air mine.
At 4:42 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
LOL! here here to oee's comment!!... i think that was just for the seniors though. Meg? can you clarify?please?
At 8:52 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Heather,
-Since no one else is telling you... we have a five page research paper due for Hebrew. Better start cracking because Jared said that if we fail this we're getting an 'F'. Sorry we didn't tell you sooner.
Sam
At 8:53 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Tell me honestly, how long did it take you to start breathing again after that last post.
(he he he)
Sam
At 10:59 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
ABOUT 20 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weirdo! UGH! i REALLY can't take this anymore you guys. does someone have a hammer? i wanna give him a good wack on the head with it!... sheesh.
At 12:10 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
-Violent females! There ought to be a law against that sort of thing.
Sam
PS. Did I mention the six page Church History report we're supposed to do?
At 12:13 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Speaking of which, ARE we going to have to do a six-plus page Church history report at the end of the school year? I think Mrs. Faris said something like that, but it's DEFINITELY not next week.
Dan
PS. Sam and Andy,
I just discovered something. Sam's argument for Italian food was bunk anyway.
At 5:08 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
at first when you said "sam and andy" i thought you were taking us all the way back to that discussion. PLEASE! NOT THE PATHETIC FOOD ORDEAL! THATS WORSE THAN SAM AND ANDY!.... did Mrs. Faris really say something about that?....i think your just pulling my leg again.
At 7:51 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
i asked Mrs. Faris about the 6 plus essay and she said that was for he seniors and perhaps SAMUEL! sheesh... maybe i could give a good kick in the shin through the computer. here, i'm sending it..... did that hurt? it better have.-lol-
At 7:39 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Physically, I am sound, but you've emotionally damaged me for life and I will always be suspicious of your sadistic and violent gender.
Sam
PS. This is probably all for the better since your a bunch of wackos anyway. (he he)
At 10:42 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
quit looking in the mirror sam!-lol-
At 12:02 PM,
Oee said…
Heather
I don't think any one would be doing a Church History paper according to you. 'couse if I'm not mistaken I don't think any one in our Church History is a Senior. Some one please inform me if I'm wrong. Though I guess Sam MIGHT do a paper according to you Heather.
And I would just like to make clear that I am not violent. Only with snow balls and carpet ball and maybe a few other things, maybe. If I think of any thing else I'll inform you.
At 12:06 PM,
Oee said…
You know what I'm actually thinking about posting something.........But I don't know how. Can you tell me how to do that, any one?
Thanks :)
At 12:30 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
MEMORANDUM
To: Orlena Faris, aka Oee
From: Daniel Carr, aka Sid the Metropolitan Man
Subject: Zen and the art of Posting on Blogs
Here you may learn four(8) easy steps to posting on this here blog of this here academy. The instructions are as follows.
1. Connect to the internet.
2. Download ccacademy.com
3. Click the Blogger.com icon below the list of previous posts on the right side of the blog.
4. Upon reaching the resulting page, sign in using the space provided on the upper right-hand corner. This will take you to the blog dashboard.
5. Click the little green cross with the words "New Post" below it.
6. Write your desired discourse.
7. Click Publish.
8. Disconnect from the Internet and laugh hysterically.
Good hunting.
Dan
At 12:33 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Heather,
-I'll have you know that there's no mirror anywhere near this computor. Also, I would NOT confuse myself with a member of the opposite gender mainly because I never said that you weren't prettier then us.
Sam
At 12:56 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
okay, nvm about that CH paper. i don't eve know where i'm going with that one.
Great(!) teaching skills dan! i wouldn't be able to follow them- but hey! thats just me.
sam-
Well "i'll have you know" that you must have been looking at your reflection on the computer screen. and i don't think we're the "wackos" in the house.
THE COLTS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOIN' TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!
Heather
P.S. i know thats kind of delayed, but i had to post it some time and i forgot to do it earlier
At 2:03 PM,
Oee said…
Well................I decided that I didn't want to post anything.
Besides that I forgot my pasword for my account on the blog.
Oooooooops silly little me.
At 7:13 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
lol.... then how are you posting comments?
At 9:03 AM,
Oee said…
It says you can use your gmail account so that's what I'm doing.
At 9:45 AM,
Gabriella Reed said…
oooooooh! i see..... so why can't you post?
At 11:11 AM,
Oee said…
Well see when I use my gmail account I'm not considered a..............thinging on this blog.
you know what I mean?
At 12:45 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
OOOOOOOH!!!!! okay, gotcha now!.... wow this is getting really boring you guys.
At 4:56 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Minor correction: the blog address is not ccacademy.com, it is ccacademy@blogspot.com.
Dan
At 7:15 AM,
Oee said…
Sorry to disagrea with you there Daniel but it's actually ccacademy.blogspot.com
not @blogspot.com
Just correcting your little mistake there.
At 8:15 AM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Heather,
-First you say you're not wackos, and the you start yelling about a bunch of guys who's main skill is to knock eachother down and throw a ball.
-Now which one of us is a nut-job?
Sam
PS. What's your excuse for not taking government?
At 12:22 PM,
Oee said…
Hey look Sam you posted your comment exactly an hour after I did.
At 1:13 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
OK, 40 comments not counting this, I think it's time someone posted something new.
Dan
At 1:57 PM,
Lemony Snicket said…
Oee,
-Yeah, that's neat, funny how things work out.
Sam
PS. Fourty-tow?
At 2:56 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
this one's fourty-three!
Dan-
yeah, i have to agree with oee. its ccacademy.blogspot.com
Sam-
yeah you're a bunch of wackos! but i'm saying "you" in the context of guys who can't tell the difference between a mature and intellectual female (aka: Heather, Oee, and me (along with any other female who happened to get mixed up with this)) and themselves (aka: not good).so tell me, according to this, who's the wacko?
And my most sufficient deffense is that i'm taking government from someone i know NEXT YEAR.... and i really don't wanna have to take it twice.
Oee.... whats up?
Heather
At 2:59 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
o yes!!! and Heather (we need a good nick-name for Heather K.) Welcome to this very intellectual and i'm sure you'll fit right in... don't worry, no one can be as good as sam and daniel!-lol-
At 3:00 PM,
Gabriella Reed said…
sry....intellectual group- my bad.
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